I wannas sexs uuuuu
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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