i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I would ride that face into the sunset
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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