Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
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No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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