grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
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Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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