i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
love makes seman taste better
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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