remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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