wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
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So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
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Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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