My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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