U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
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I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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