Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
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She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
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I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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