Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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