I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
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This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
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I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I just gargled with NyQuil
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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