Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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