i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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