so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
