trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
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This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
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And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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