i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
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What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
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" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I still have a little drunk in my system
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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