Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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