It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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