Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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