mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
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