The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
you win again, gameday.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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