Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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