did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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