At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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