You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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