Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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