Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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