i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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