I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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