I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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