So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
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He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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