She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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