He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
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Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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