idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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