Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
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My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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