I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
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Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
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Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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