I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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