who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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