I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
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Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
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I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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