He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I just pynch a tree in the face
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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