Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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