used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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