Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
what day is it and did you see me today?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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