She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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