after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
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Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
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I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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