brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
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Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
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I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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