YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
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She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
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I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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