Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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