Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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