Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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