Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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