As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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