I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
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fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
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Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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