She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
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He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
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