I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
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