Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
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and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
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Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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