they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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