Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
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oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
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There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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